Sunday, May 16, 2010

What Is The Best Jockstrap To Where With Jeans

produced in the region

Someone has painted a crook prongs on my ring! Probably a / e Rogue Leader or even several rogue / in!


Unfortunately I could not decode the character 100%, is a quick Internet search, according to the sign but the next one saying "Here lives a police officer." Strange. I know but if here live ity, a police officer. I can even swear that there lives not a policeman! As well someone has screwed up! To avoid further misunderstandings and to ensure the smooth running of everyday crook, I have the wrong sign, of course, immediately removed and affixed the correct prongs:


The last character has been modified by me a bit. Or modernized if you will. What do you think? If the clear what I mean by that? That the food that you can get here from the region comes from and offers 100% organic quality? Is understandable, right? Finally, it must be clearly so, why there is no money here goes anyway and where the money available only in moderation.

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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Message To My New Friends

Ouch, ouch, ouch, my head first

funny. Whenever I of this damn migraine will hit, which fortunately is not very often happens, two or three times a year maybe, if I am so struck by these bad headaches and motionless at home lying around must, I mean to remember or pictures i me as a child 've read several books on children or youth, in which children appear to their severely disabled everyday mothers suffer from a recurring migraines are during the day in bed. When the children come home from school, they are reminded of their nannies to be very quiet and they must scurry only very briefly in the cool, darkened bedroom to say good morning dear Maman, and thereafter Lunch hot in the kitchen. With the kitchen staff. And if the mothers do not have migraine, they play dreamily beautiful on the piano pieces by Chopin. Or by Debussy, of course. Funny, funny, funny! So far I have not rediscovered a single children's book, in which it appears that migraine motif. Where I've only her? What I rhyme because I only together again? However, headache, yes, I did it, but the piano playing I see myself, unfortunately, not a bit! I can, "Come, dear May, and make" two-handed play, and not even that bad, but it is already concluded.

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Sunday, May 2, 2010

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May

The 1. May is over and with it the week of thinking about what I place on my poster for the last write-off anti-Nazi demonstration. Oh, what I was thinking! This is ultimately not very easy - on the one hand, it is to talk to the fascists plain text, on the other side you have mistaken aufpasssen course, that one with the poster do not accidentally call a criminal offense and is immediately arrested. A quote is not in such a case badly, I thought to myself, because one can easily excuse, along the lines Why? It is yet not from me, which I do not say yes, that's a passage from a song by the doctors and so on:


Although, this will later return to the Federal Constitutional Court high, as is now, with the quotes, and I'm sitting for years in custody. Not pretty! The first draft had to be discarded.


My second draft. Legally, absolutely waterproof, yes, but maybe you should get away from this Textlastigkeit and work more with symbols?


Important: It must be clear who will feel attracted by the symbol. My roommate is saying the way, not my roommate, but "my friend", please, so my friend took all three Entwürfe doof und schlug eine Spruch vor, der die Nazis da trifft, wo es ihnen richtig, richtig weh tut:


Brilliant! Allerdings könnten diesen Spruch unter Umständen auch die Autonomen von der Antifa in den falschen Hals bekommen und ich würde zwischen die Fronten geraten. Unangenehm! Eines ist jedenfalls klar: Die Demo-Plakat-Schreiberei hat sich zu einem schwierigen Geschäft mit allerlei Fallstricken entwickelt. Ich bin dann ohne Plakat gegangen, habe dafür aber mein schönstes Antifa-Outfit angezogen. Aber nicht den schwarzen Kapuzenpulli, sondern den hellgrauen. Auf dem schwarzen sieht man immer alle Katzenhaare so.

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